By: Charles Curtis

As of midday Tuesday, Kawhi Leonard is still a free agent, which has NBA fans biting their nails as they wait to see if the reigning Finals MVP will choose to stay with the Toronto Raptors or sign with the Los Angeles Lakers or Clippers.

And that means we’ve reached the conspiracy theory portion of the process.

Everyone’s coming up with ideas as to why Leonard is waiting, some of which appear half- or fully serious, and some of which are just plain funny.